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2012 GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich and Icorigin have a crucial difference of opinion on something.

On the Fox-cable Sean Hannity show last evening (26 March 2012), Newt Gingrich stated that IF (and that is a big "if") Mitt Romney finally got the magic number of delegates endorsing him at an open brokered GOP National Convention in Tampa, that he (Newt) would rally behind Romney with the intention of politically beating Obama in the November 2012 General Election using combined and united GOP forces.

Icorigin, in stark contrast, would not rally behind Mitt Romney if Romney finally got the magic number of delegates needed to nominate him as the 2012 GOP presidential candidate . . . but instead would campaign for, support, and finally vote for a third-party 2012 presidential candidate - thus abstaining against both the Democrats and the Republicans as an impartial neutral where neither one would get his vote.

Having said that, Icorigin realizes that if Gingrich becomes the GOP choice of 2012 presidential candidate by sufficient delegates acquisition, Icorigin would not be "taking away a vote from Obama," but instead simply giving one more vote to Gingrich. And if enough voters did the same as Icorigin, that just might be enough to tip Gingrich over to the winning edge as happened with the chads-and-dimples Gore vs. Bush squeaker during the 2000 General Election.

There has been, and continues to be (at the time of this writing), an obvious and clearly-biased prejudicial blackout by major network news media to not even mention Newt Gingrich whatsoever, to pretend that he doesn't even exist . . . or, if he is mentioned (and with heavy-handed demands that Newt quit the race) . . . to give their demonically-presumptive and arrogantly-unsubstantiated, "etched-in-stone"/"gospel-truth" dubious prophecy that Gingrich "could never (under any reasonable circumstances) finally and ultimately get the 1100+ magic number of delegates to win the 2012 GOP presidential nomination."

Vehement and incessantly-nagging calls for Newt to set aside his presidential campaign, especially at this time, are highly suspicious (to say the least) - being that Ron Paul currently has far fewer delegates that Gingrich, which thus it would make much more sense, logically, for the scurrilous false-prophet network media to cry for Ron Paul (NOT Gingrich) to (VERY soon) quit his presidential-nomination endeavor and speed things up for the politically bored and discontented.

Newt is being ignored and/or mysteriously derided and disdained from two powerful but opposing directions:

(1) Obominites . . . who perceptively realize and rightly fear that Newt alone, as President, would be both quite serious and capable of actually doing: which is: completely repealing, abolishing, and obliterating the totality of the so-called "Affordable Health Care Act" commonly referred to as ObamaScare (and not merely and deceptively promise to give Obama-like temporary "waivers," which Romney promises to do if elected) . . . AND Obominites apprehensively sense that Newt alone would not pardon Obama for lying about his real [Kenyan] Birth Certificate, along with

(2) RINOs and their patsy homogays-patronizing governors and senators and network newscasting media . . . who presume (NOT assume) that disenfranchised Democrats and especially non-decided "Reagan" independents will either have to ultimately re-elect Obama - OR else be forced under monopolized duress (by Romneyites broadcasting Mitt as the- only-game-in-town one-"popular"-and-still-available candidate) to jump on the pro-abortion-choice/homogays-inclusive, Dole/McCain-reminiscent, waffling-windsniffer Romney bandwagon . . . without any option of ever even suggesting that one can choose to be impartially neutral and voting 3rd party (which would benefit neither subversive-anti-morality Democrats nor sickeningly-lukewarm compromising Republicans).

Newt and savvy RNC operatives and associates (like yours truly) are, of course, are correct in planning to have an "open" or "brokered" convention full of change-their-minds-at-the-last-moment national delegates, being that the nearly-billion-dollar campaign warchest of indescribably-vicious, no-holds-barred, even-vandalism-and-assault-possible, overwhelming-voter-registration-fraud-onslaught-planned Obomination could only be used for sixty days before the November Election, and none of the individual GOP candidates alone (like a scared herd of weakened deer encircled by ravenous wolves) would be able to withstand the voluminous negative-attack ads and massive conglomeration of cruel slander and hatefully-malicious lies emanating from Obmination like an immense surge of diarrhea rushing out of a penetrated bunghole reacting to a heavy-duty enema.

In view of that, the historical-account stories of two following Scripture passages are paraphrased just for the occasion:

STORY #1:

Second Samuel 15:1 After this Obama got himself a chariot and horses, and fifty men to run before him.
2 And Barack with his sexist-feminist his High-Court appointees Sotomayor and Kagan used to rise early and stand beside the way of the gate; and when any man had a suit to come for judgment, Obama would screen him using the recent TSA's National Census, and say, "From what city are you?" And when he said, "Your servant is of such and such a state in America,"
3 Barack would say to him, "See, your claims are good and right; but unless I am re-elected I will not be able to help you."
4 Obama said moreover, "Oh that I were able to serve another term, and enforce even more socialistic havoc and fascist tyranny within the United States! Then every man with a suit or cause might come to me, and I would give him justice as I mis-define the term."
5 And whenever a muslim foreign dictator came near to do obeisance to him, he would put out his hand, and take hold of him, and kiss him.
6 Thus Obama did to all who came for judgment; so Barack stole the hearts of the voters of America and their network media.

12 And while Obama was playing kingpin, he sent for Ahithophel the Axelrod, RINO counselors, from Chicago and elsewhere. And the conspiracy grew strong, and the people with Obama kept increasing.
13 And a reporter came to Gingrich, saying, "The hearts of RINO republicans and subversive demoncrats have gone after Obama."
14 Then Gingrich said to all his fellow presidential candidates who were with him during the debates, "Let us publicize and split up the delegate count to confuse Obomination; or else there will be no escape for us from Obominites; drag it out, state by state, lest he overwhelm us with massively-funded attack ads, and bring down evil upon us, and smite America with irreparable devastation."
15 And savvy RNC operatives said to the Speaker, "Hey, your servants are ready to do whatever Your Ultimate Electability decides."
16 So Gingrich went forth, and all his campaign supporters after him. And Newt the Non-Compromising left thee concubines to keep the house.

31 And it was told Gingrich, "Ahithophel is among the conspirators with Absalom." And Newt said, "Oh LORD, I pray you, turn the counsel of Ahithophel into foolishness."
32 When Gingrich came to the summit, where God was worshiped, hey, Icorigin of Sanapolis came to meet him with his coat rent and earth upon his head.
33 Gingrich said to him, "If you go on with me, you will be a burden to me.
34 But if you return to the city, and say to Obama, 'I will be your liberal-left servant, Your Negroid Majesty; as I have been the supporters of so-called "reverend" ng-ars like Marty King, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and others in time past, so now I will be your servant,' then you will defeat for me the counsel of Ahithophel.
35 Are not "liberal" pseudo-"christians" of mainline protestant denominations with you there? So whatever you hear from the king's house, tell it to Romney-supportive devoid-of-the-Spirit Hewitt and Gallagher, Brat Huume, Dik Moris, plus Ezra Kline, Madved and Prayger and similarly-diabolical wrong-headed juews.
36 Hey, their three cable-news-network spies are with them there, CNN, Fox, and MSNBC; and by them you shall send to me everything you hear."
37 So Icorigin, Newt's friend, came into the city, just as Obama was puffing himself with another televised press conference on the campaign trail.

Second Samuel 16:5 As Speaker Gingrich continued with his campaign, there came out a man of the family of the house of Satan, whose name was Bill, the son of Maher; and as he came he cursed continually.
6 And he reviled Newt, and all the evangelical-fundamentalist supporters of Speaker Gingrich, and the entire Christian conservative Republican Party.
7 And Bill Maher, along with Jon Stewwart, Rachel Madow, Ed Schlultz, and even Lawrence O'Donele along with Mike Maloy and Tomm Hurtman said as he cursed, "Begone, begone, you Uriah-murdering Bathsheba-exhibitionist-raping, violently-abusive, islamic-terrorist, adulterer and child-dismembering molester, you worthless piece of $#%$&@ (though which piece, coming out of what, we cannot tell)!
8 The LORD has avenged upon you all the financial corruption of George W Bush, in whose place you have campaigned; and the LORD has given the kingdom into the hand of your half-breed Obama. See, your ruin is on you; for you are a multi-divorced/quasi-polygamous penitent."
9 Then Robert McDowell said to the Speaker, "Why should this dead dog curse my candidate the Speaker? Let me go over and pull his program off the air."
10 But Gingrich said, "What have I to do with you, Bob? If he is cursing because the LORD has said to him, 'Curse Gingrich,' who then shall say, 'Why have you done so?'"
11 And Gingrich continued "He has ridiculed Sarah Palin for more than whatever Rush Limbaugh did about anyone. Let him alone, and let him curse; for the LORD has bidden him.
12 It may be that the LORD will look upon my affliction, and that the LORD will repay me with good for this cursing of me today."
13 So Gingrich and his staff went on the road, while Maher went along on his national cable show and cursed, and threw stones if vile insult at him, flung filthy rhetorical dust, gave him the 3rd finger, the thumbed nose, and stuck out his tongue at him.
14 And the Speaker, and all the people who were with him, arrived weary at the campaign headquarters; and there he refreshed himself with Callista.
15 Now Obama and all Obaminate, came to Washington DC, and Ahithophel with him.
16 And when Icorigin the Sanapolite, Newt's friend, came to Obama, Icorigin said to Obama, "Long live Your Blackness! Long live Your Blackness!"
17 And Obama said to Icorigin, "Is this your loyalty to your friend? Why did you not go with your friend?"
18 And Icorigin said to Obama, "No; for whom the LORD and this people and all progressive Americans have chosen, his I will be, and with him I will remain.
20 Then Obama said to Ahithophel, "Give your counsel; what shall we do?"
21 Ahithophel said to Obama, "Support Newt Gingrich as the GOP presidential nominee." Most everyone will be turned off by his ultra-conservatism."

23 Now in those days the counsel which Ahithophel gave was as if one consulted the oracle of God; so was all the counsel of Ahithophel esteemed, both by Newt and by Barack.

Second Samuel 17:1 Moreover Ahithophel said to Obama, "Let me choose twelve thousand men, and I will set out and pursue Newt with attack ads tonight.
2 I will come upon him while he is weary and discouraged, and throw him into a panic; and all the people who are with him will flee. I will discredit the Speaker only,
3 and I will bring all the people back to you as a bride comes home to her husband. You seek the life of only one man, and all the people will be at peace."
4 And the advice pleased Obama and all his campaign advisors.
5 Then Obama said, "Call Icorigin the Sanapolite also, and let us hear what he has to say."
6 And when Icorigin came to Obama, Obama said to him, "Thus has Ahithophel spoken; shall we do as he advises? If not, you speak."
7 Then Icorigin said to Obama, "This time the counsel which Ahithophel has given is not good."
8 Icorigin moreover said, "You know that Newt and his operatives are politically mighty men, and that they are enraged, like a bear robbed of her cubs in the field. Besides, Newt is expert in campaign warfare; he will not parade himself as the one and only exposed-and-targeted Republican candidate for you and yours to concentrate your attack on.
9 Hey, even now he has hidden himself with low delegates count among the other Republican presidential candidates, and in other ways. And when some of the GOP candidates wins a state election, whoever hears it will say, 'There has been a vote-tally slaughter against the voters who follow Obama.'
10 Then even the valiant man, whose heart is like the heart of a lion, will utterly melt with fear; for all America knows that Newt is an experienced congressional negotiator, and that those who are with him are valiant men.
11 But my counsel is that all Obominites be gathered to you, from coast to coast, as the sand by the sea for multitude, and that you simply wait to watch the Republican candidates bicker and humiliate themselves silly for top place.
12 So we shall suddenly pounce on him after all the primaries in some place where he is unexpectedly vulnerable, and we shall light upon him as the dew falls on the ground; and of him and all the men with him not one will be left.

14 And Obama and all the demoncrats said, "The counsel of Icorigin the Sanapolite is better than the counsel of Ahithophel." For the LORD had ordained to defeat the good counsel of Ahithophel, so that the LORD might bring evil upon Obama.
15 Then Icorigin said to Sean and Piers media-talkshow hosts, "Thus and so did Ahithophel counsel Obama and the elders of his campaign staff; and thus and so have I counseled.
16 Now therefore send quickly and tell Newt, 'Do not let the subversives force you to terminate your campaign, but by all means do what it takes to deprive Romney of the magic number of delegates which will lead to a brokered open convention in Tampa.'"

22 Then Gingrich arose, and all the people who were with him, and they stayed in the presidential-campaign race until it came time for an open brokered convention with change-their-minds-at-the-last-moment national GOP delegates.
23 When Ahithophel saw that his counsel was not followed, he saddled his ass, and went off home to his own city. And he set his house in order, and hanged himself; and he died, and was environmentally cremated.

STORY #2:

First Kings 22:1 For six years, since Pelosi became Speaker and Obama was President, the State of the Nation hyperbolically grew worse and worse.
2 But early in 2012 the Chief of RINOs came down to the Republican National Committee Chairman (RNCC).
3 And the Chief of RINOs said to the Republican National Committee Chairman (RNCC), "Do you know that the Presidency belongs to us, and we keep quiet and do not take it out of the hand of Obomination?"
4 And the Chief of RINOs said to the Republican National Committee Chairman (RNCC), "Will you puff Mitt Romney to become the 2012 GOP presidential nominee?" And the RNCC replied to the Chief of RINOs, "I am as you are, my people as your people, my computer analysts and ad specialists as your and your computer analysts and ad specialists."
5 And the Republican National Committee Chairman (RNCC) said to the Chief of RINOs, "Inquire first for the word of the LORD."
6 Then the Chief of RINOs gathered all the pro-abortion-choice/homogays-inclusive/evolution-not-creationist compromising and waffling RINOs together, about four thousand men, and said to them, "Shall we puff Willard Mitt Romney as the One-and-Only-Viable 2012 GOP presidential candidate, or shall we instead let Newt Gingrich be nominated at a Brokered Open Convention in Tampa?" And the RINOs said, "Puff Mitt; for the Lord will cause us to then beat Obama and win the 2012 Election."
7 But the RNCC said, "Is there not here another prophet of the LORD of whom we may inquire?"
8 And the Chief RINO said to the RNCC, "There is yet one man by whom we may inquire of the LORD, Iconigon the son of Originautica; but I hate him, for he never prophesies good concerning us, but evil." And the Republican National Committee Chairman (RNCC) said, "Let not the Chief of RINOs say so."
9 Then the Chief of RINOs summoned an operative and said, "Bring quickly Iconigon the son of Originautica."
10 Now the Chief of RINOs and the Republican National Committee Chairman (RNCC) were sitting in front of national telecast, surrounded by cheering audience in the backround, and all the RINOs were predicting to them.
11 And RINOs Medved/Hewitt/Gallagher/etc. the sons of Salem made for themselves horns of iron, and said, "Thus says the LORD, 'With these Romney bumper stickers you shall out-influence Obominites under they are out of office.'
12 And all the RINOs prophesied so, and said, "Puff Romney and triumph in November of 2012; the LORD will give the Election into the hand of the Republicans."
13 And the messenger who went to summon Iconigon said to him, "Hey, the words of the RINOs with one accord are favorable to the Chief of RINOs; let your word be like the word of one of them, and speak favorably."
14 But Iconigon said, "As the LORD lives, what the LORD says to me, that I will speak."
15 And when he had come to the Chief of RINOs, the Chief of RINOs said to him, "Iconigon, shall we puff Romney, or shall we forbear and let Gingrich get the nomination?" And he answered him, "Go up and puff Romney; the LORD will give the Election into the hand of the Republicans."
16 But the Chief of RINOs said to him, "How many times shall I adjure you that you speak to me nothing but the truth in the name of the LORD?"
17 And Iconigon responded, "I saw all America scattered upon the mountains, as sheep that have no shepherd; and the LORD said, 'These have no master; let each return to his home in peace.'"
18 And the Chief of RINOs said to the RNCC, "Did I not tell you that he would not prophesy good concerning me, but evil?"
19 And Iconigon said, "Therefore hear the word of the LORD: I saw the LORD sitting on his throne, and all the host of heaven standing beside him on his right hand and on his left;
20 and the LORD said, 'Who will entice the Chief of RINOs, that he may puff Romney and lose the 2012 Election?' And one said one thing, and another said another.
21 Then a spirit came forward and stood before the LORD, saying, 'I will entice him.'
22 And the LORD said to him, 'By what means?' And he said, 'I will go forth, and will be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his RINOs.' And he said, 'You are to entice him, and you shall succeed; go forth and do so.'
23 Now therefore, hey, the LORD has put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these your RINOs prognosticators; the LORD has spoken evil concerning (and not regarding) you."
24 Then Medved/Hewitt/Gallagher/etc. came near and mercilessly ranted against Iconigon and his ilk day after day on their nationally-syndicated radio shows, and said, "How did the Spirit of the LORD go from me to speak to you?"
25 And Iconigon said, "Hey, you shall see on that day when you go into an inner chamber to hide yourself."
26 And the Chief of RINOs said, "Kick Iconigon out of the Party, and don't let him back in."

29 So the Chief of RINOs and RNCC puffed Romney with increasing delegates count.

37 But thankfully the Chief of RINOs lost, as had homogays-inclusive, feminist-sexists-accommodating, abortion-issue-compromisers H.W. Bush in '92, Bob Dole in '96, and John McCain in '08, but fortunately Gingrich was able - during the Open Brokered Convention in Tampa - to finally get enough delegates to become the 2012 GOP presidential nominee . . . which caused the Republicans to regain the White House in the Election of 2012, giving a blessed reprieve and resuscitation to a seriously-ailing America.